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why get thinner when you can get more dinner

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"Laminate your notes and bring your bathing suit" #schoolsoutearly #109degreeweather

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Stand tall, but not too tall.

It’s ridiculous that it’s 2014 and I have to present myself a certain way so that people will take me seriously AND not be intimidated by me. Wait, what? 

I never realized how annoyingly tough it is in the professional world to be a female of power until this past year, but I’m ready to be a boss. Palm to face to all the double standards and palm to palm for my newfound confidence to not give a fuck. I am a strong woman and I will stand as I please. 

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A little over a month until 22 and here are my newest bullets. 

  • Being introvert doesn’t suck. 
  • Always have the courage to love again. You discovered Swanky Tunes and ended up with a straight-again love (lol). Think of the possibilities.
  • Only one AMF a night. 
  • No more warm tequila. 
  • Cognac is for sipping, not slamming.
  • But really, one glass of wine is good enough. 
  • Budgeting is such a superpower.
  • Forgiveness is too.
  • Don’t mix self-doubt for room for improvement. Never self-doubt.
  • Don’t take things too seriously.
  • Don’t put a cap on your dreams. 
  • Take at least 20 minutes a day brainstorming crazy ideas. You’re a crazy person.
  • Less talk, more walk.
  • Inspirational quotes are for private.
  • Dancing full out nonstop > gym
  • Regular sleep schedule. No exceptions. 
  • ALWAYS be tan and have nice legs/abs, even if you’re always indoors and eat like a hippo.
  • Don’t forget how good you have it. You are lucky. 
  • Get up and grab a glass of water for your lover even if you’re lazy as fuck.
  • Don’t apologize for what you deserve.
  • Vow to party until you die. Screw the age and the new onset of hangovers. 
  • Be lion-hearted.
  • Try not to wear leggings anymore. You are a professional.
  • Empty out your closet of hooker Vegas heels. You never need them again. 
  • Bottle Service is boring. I’d like the DJ booth or at least front and center.
  • I’m insane. No one in my life could ever handle me, not even the best of the best. Except Ravin. I should literally keep him forever. 
  • Dance party. The awful years of 21 are almost over! (overhyped because this year was so expensive and stressful with self-identity)